A man walks into a convenience store.
''Gimme your money.''
'' Here,it's all yours''
I had to give him the money cos' he was armed, but when he said one word that changed everything'' (black mama)
'' Thanks, grandma.''
'' Grandma?! I'm not that old, you fuck!''
Then I took my gun out, shot his ass and blew his dick off. (black mama)
''Don't ever call me grandma again,you motherfucker!!!''
The End.
Even though it was hilarious, I ended up feeling a little down after I visited my so called bf's profile, I saw love her part but then I saw the (change liao) part and I couldn't believe he didn't like me anymore. Oh well, that's love for you, one minute you're on top of the clouds and the next minute you're down in the dumps. Man, I shouldn't waited for him to make the first move, even though I'm not sure.
Sad :)
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